Personally I'm still recovering from the suggestion that I was born to clean (see previous post). I don't think anyone who knows me would agree with this statement.
But I cannot be as traumatised as the poor kid forced to model these garments. Not only are they hideous, she has probably snapped a couple of fingers putting the garment on and off. An obvious contender for You Knit What.
Meanwhile in my own knitting, I have finished the front of the Husky jumper and am now on the back. I think it is going to be pretty shapeless and hideous in its own way - but at least quite warm.